Do you see what that says? Let me start with a joke:
What are the two funkiest animals in the barnyard?
(Cue 70's porn music) Brown chicken, brown cow.
Still don't get it? This adorable girl tells a version of the same joke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtibDkCPeaE
This onesie was the very first thing I bought for MJ (other than a few cloth diapers I bought on clearance.) I bought it way back in February of last year, when she was just a wee 2 month old fetus. I could barely even conceptualize that she was human, let alone that she would one day have a personality and be this adorable, precocious child. I tried very hard to bond with my child before she was born, but I can honestly say that I didn't really. Maybe a little, but I never could imagine her as an actual baby. And here she is. Every day amazing me in new and unexpected ways.