Heartburn...

This is a new experience for me. An internal burning sensation that makes me suspect that if I speak out loud I will breathe fire. So I only speak in my head. It hit me last night, after scarfing down ~3 more chocolate chip cookies than I should have. It stayed with me all night. This morning, in my drooling-incoherency, I lifted my head from the pillow as A was getting ready and asked him to drug me. He likes when I do this. Usually he tells me to take something and I ignore him, and he gets all bitter and mumbles something sarcastic about how I'm not complying with treatment recommendations. This morning, ranitidine was a godsend.