But here I am. One of them. (I also mock people who obsess about dandelions. And what did I do yesterday? Weed our front yard of every last dandelion. It was like a dandelion genocide. (Can we joke about that? I have jewish friends who joke about the Holocaust, but maybe that's like the N word? (And can we use parentheses inside of parentheses?)))
Anyway, one of those people. Those people who put their kid in beauty pageants. And otherwise attention whore their child.
But in a moment of weakness, I submitted MJ to the Parent's Magazine photo contest. And now that I've done it, I feel compelled to try to get her votes. So that one day I don't have to tell her "Yes, honey, I put your photo in a contest but no one voted for you but me." How sad would that be?
So anyway, here I am, asking you to vote for my child. There's no prize for you, but she is a cutie, isn't she?
You can vote once per day.
And now let's never speak of this again.